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2003-08-15
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Some bumper stickers spotted this year:
* No Radio - Already Stolen
* Cover me: I'm changing lanes
* All generalizations are false
* I Brake For No Apparent Reason
* My kid beat up your honors student
* Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
* Never mind the damn whales. Save the people!
* Remember you're unique, just like everyone else
* I'm out of bed & dressed. What more do you want?
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
* As long as schools have tests, there will be prayer
* Women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges
* Work is for people who don't know how to surf the net
* Your kid may be an honors student but you're an IDIOT!
* If we're not to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
* Forget about Karma... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!